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Sensitive Male
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom [...]
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Toilet Humour
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restrooms at a rest stop but, I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin Just Fine!” And the other guy [...]
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Twin Engines
A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power. Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers [...]
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Gender of the Computer?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like chalk or pencil, she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raise his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?” The [...]
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Heavy Lifting
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing a lot of house-cleaning at my house tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage; moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Smith.” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” “Thanks, boss,” [...]
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Lipstick Issues
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving [...]
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C Monkey
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he’s there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side of the shop and takes out a monkey. [...]
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Only in America
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In [...]
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Language Policy
New language policy from head office Dear Staff : It has been brought to Head Office’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no [...]
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Bad Day
Next time you think you’ve had a bad day at work, think about this poor guy… George is a commercial saturation diver for Darwin Divers out of Cullen Bay. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an email he sent to his sister. She sent it to Laughline and won the contest [...]
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